callipygos: (smug!)
Aphrodite Dionaea ([personal profile] callipygos) wrote2012-12-01 06:44 pm

holiday party post

Aphrodite's New York loft is done up to the nines.

The first good look as one enters is of twinkling Manhattan through the big windows, lights bright against a dark winter sky. The windows take up most of two walls; the rest of the space is largely empty, the star of the show a glowingly polished hardwood floor perfect for dancing.

There's a cluster of low-slung couches and chairs at one end of the room, velvet and leather and very inviting. They're situated by the fireplace, which lends them a cozy glow-- though it isn't cold anywhere in here, despite the windows.

Aphrodite is very proud of a few things about tonight:

1) The music, which spans a decent range of time periods and tempos, and will be playing for most of the evening.
2) The decorations, understated but quite lovely: softly glowing lights, silver and gold ribbons wound around columns and draped from the ceiling ... the occasional strategically placed bit of mistletoe.
3) Her dress.

And yes, darlings, there is a very well stocked bar and counter full of snacks.

That's what happens when you enlist the Three Graces to help you plan your shindigs.
valiantrebel: (resolved)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] valiantrebel 2012-12-05 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
!!!

"As you, sirrah, should lay your hand off mine."

To Harry's credit, he thinks he's keeping remarkably calm in an otherwise explosive situation.
mnt_mike: (McNulty Shot)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-12-05 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well that downshifted rather quickly, didn't it?
Mike let's go and keeps his hand where the other man can see them.

"Hey no harm, no foul. I just wanted to give you a heads up that those things are strong."
valiantrebel: (drunk with choler)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] valiantrebel 2012-12-05 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, this guy's sort of the shortest fuse in the canon. Comes with the territory.

Harry glares at the stranger. "What manner of strength should I fear of these?" Come on, they're bite-sized! Also, he's totally over 17. Stop interfering. He can look after himself!
mnt_mike: (Waitaminute)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-12-05 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
What manner of... Who talks like that. Aside from this guy and the people from...oh damn, Raph's Renfaire Dimension, er...Tortall.

Mike wracks his brain to think of a good comparison.

"About your weight in wine, that's what."

Yeah, that'll do.
valiantrebel: (answered neglectingly I know not what)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] valiantrebel 2012-12-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"What, this?" He makes a grab for the brownies again, and holds up another one. Seriously, it's not even the size of his thumb. "Wherefore shouldst thou speak so in jest? Sure but there are more if more 'tis thou seekst."
mnt_mike: (Staaaaare)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-12-05 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Mike just kind of blinks, because...well...he has no idea what was just said to him.

"I'm not kidding," he says again, just in case.
valiantrebel: (this northern youth)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] valiantrebel 2012-12-05 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Nay?" He brings the brownie to eye level and squints at it. "If it be poisoned, I must inquire what king is expected to consume it, as I cannot forsooth think it me who must be struck down." He rolls the brownie between his fingertips. "Is this an assassination, sirrah?"

It is, coincidentally, the easiest-going accusation of attempted murder happening in the room at present.

(It's still a good thing Harry isn't armed.)
mnt_mike: (Incredulous)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-12-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
"What? NO! They're not...no one's getting assassinated. I mean, who would do that? Waste of perfectly good chocolate."

Seriously, just flip out of a shadow and snap a neck if you want to kill someone. Don't feed them deliciousness first. Save that for after the flipping and snapping and then enjoy it yourself.

Mike has priorities.

"They're not poisoned...well, I mean, I guess they are, but it's a fun poison. As, well... you're about to find out."
valiantrebel: ('zounds i will speak)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] valiantrebel 2012-12-05 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Harry's not actually dumb, just... temperamental. And prone to take things too quickly.

He frowns, first at this very concerned fellow, and then at his hand. "How much wine, in this?" he says, all dubiousness.

Because despite the fact that you don't really drink the water where he's from, he's not terrifically one for drinking-to-get-drunk, ever.
mnt_mike: (Yeeeeaaaah.)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-12-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I knew that comparison was going to bite me in the tail," he mutters as he runs a hand through his hair.

"I don't really know, because I don't drink. But unless you removeth it from thy system in the next say...ten or fifteen minutes you're going to be deeper in your cups than you've ever been. Like...Narnia deep."

Mike's explanations would be better if they stuck to a singular theme.
valiantrebel: (but should it be)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] valiantrebel 2012-12-05 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Thou'rt telling me that I must empty my stomach?"

But he's been really enjoying the food here so far!

Really, though, what's a Narnia? Any word so silly can't mean very much significant.

Harry crooks an eyebrow. "This is a jape."

He hangs out with soldiers. He knows how people pass their time with impressionable and/or young folks.
mnt_mike: (Less than pleased)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-12-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't jape when it comes to brownies."

His face is serious like cancer.
valiantrebel: ('zounds i will speak)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] valiantrebel 2012-12-05 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Harry's mouth flatlines.

"Is our lady host responsible for this?"
mnt_mike: (Caught off guard)

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[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-12-05 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"What? No, of course not. And ever if she was I'd deny it anyways. I might be an idiot, but I'm not stupid."
valiantrebel: ('zounds i will speak)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] valiantrebel 2012-12-07 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
This is all still rather agitating. "I'll not--!"

How does one even do that on purpose?

Harry drops the crumpled brownie bite back on the table with a huff of disgust.

"It cannot be so bad."

He's 17, after all. Whatever this is, surely he can take it.
mnt_mike: (Cringe)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-12-07 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"That really all depends on how you're defining bad. I'm kind of fond of the experience, which is why I brought them in the first place. But if you're not expecting it..." Insert a cringe here.
valiantrebel: ('zounds i will speak)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] valiantrebel 2012-12-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Suspicious: "What must I expect?"

Because seriously, that much wine would probably kill you.
mnt_mike: (Wistful)

Re: Food and Drink

[personal profile] mnt_mike 2012-12-10 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Depends, it's different for everyone for a bunch of reasons. A person's height, weight, metabolism, how much THC they've already got swimming in their system.

For me though? It starts out warm in my belly and then spreads out from there. My mind quiets and my muscles relax. And I just kind of am, you know? It's like being in a warm bed on a cold rainy day with my blankets tucked all around me. Or the afterglow of some truly exhausting sex."